In the Style of Robert Burns: Ode to a Scottish Writer

In the Style of Robert Burns:

She’s as gone as dust, brotherRobert Burns Style, Draft April 2014
If ye’ bother, man,
You’ll find her favor,
A’ changin’ wi’ another, brother-
She’s as gone as dust, man.
Try nae gither ashes,
Nor rake em’,
Try nae tell ya, man,
It’s all burnt up,
Not a page remains, brother-
Put air in yer’ hand and close it,
Don’t peak,
I’ll tell ya’, man,
It’s not there
You never had it brother-
Take it frae a jilted lover,
tae try for ‘nother, man.

Robert Burns Portrait

Robert Burns Portrait

Robert Burns was a famed Scottish writer and poet who lived during the mid till late 18th century. He was noted for catching the sympathies and feelings of the nation through his colloquial Scottish brogue and emotionally connected prose that struck a chord with his fellow kin. His poetry is considered romantic and ranged in themes from historical, pastoral and ballad like. Many pieces included mournful odes to women and squandered fortune- but a balladeer he was.  Here is an excerpt from a favorite ballad named, Whistle which is a summons of famous figures to a heroic drinking contest:
Unmatch’d at the bottle,
unconquer’d in war,
He drank his poor god-ship as deep as the sea…
Roberts life was one marked for misfortune and poor health but through his brilliance of mind his writing lives on.

Thus all obscure, unknown, and poor, thro’ life I’m doom’d to wander, O, Till down my weary bones I lay in everlasting slumber, O: No view nor care, but shun whate’er might breed me pain or sorrow, O; I live to-day as well’s I may, regardless of to-morrow, O.
My Father was a Farmer, Robert Burns

Read, Whistle and others @ Burns Country

Watch this great BBC documentary on Robert Burns:

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In the Style of Robert Burns: Ode to a Scottish Writer

In the Style of Robert Burns:

She’s as gone as dust, brotherRobert Burns Style, Draft April 2014
If ye’ bother, man,
You’ll find her favor,
A’ changin’ wi’ another, brother-
She’s as gone as dust, man.
Try nae gither ashes,
Nor rake em’,
Try nae tell ya, man,
It’s all burnt up,
Not a page remains, brother-
Put air in yer’ hand and close it,
Don’t peak,
I’ll tell ya’, man,
It’s not there
You never had it brother-
Take it frae a jilted lover,
tae try for ‘nother, man.

Robert Burns Portrait

Robert Burns Portrait

Robert Burns was a famed Scottish writer and poet who lived during the mid till late 18th century. He was noted for catching the sympathies and feelings of the nation through his colloquial Scottish brogue and emotionally connected prose that struck a chord with his fellow kin. His poetry is considered romantic and ranged in themes from historical, pastoral and ballad like. Many pieces included mournful odes to women and squandered fortune- but a balladeer he was.  Here is an excerpt from a favorite ballad named, Whistle which is a summons of famous figures to a heroic drinking contest:
Unmatch’d at the bottle,
unconquer’d in war,
He drank his poor god-ship as deep as the sea…
Roberts life was one marked for misfortune and poor health but through his brilliance of mind his writing lives on.

Thus all obscure, unknown, and poor, thro’ life I’m doom’d to wander, O, Till down my weary bones I lay in everlasting slumber, O: No view nor care, but shun whate’er might breed me pain or sorrow, O; I live to-day as well’s I may, regardless of to-morrow, O.
My Father was a Farmer, Robert Burns

Read, Whistle and others @ Burns Country

Watch this great BBC documentary on Robert Burns:

The Shandy’s Relative Across the Pond; The Edinburgh Shandy

The national soft drink of Scotland is unquestionably, the orange colored, hard-hitting and sweet stuff called, Iron Bru. The national beer of scotland is a peppy flavored lager called Tennents; it is similar in taste to an american beer some may know called yeungling.

A Traditional Shandy:

  • 1/2 Pint of Beer
  • 1/2 pint of Ginger Ale

There I was one fine summers day, sitting at The Swamp Bar in the Caledonian Backpackers Hostel in Edinburgh, right off Princess st. at Queensferry st.

The Swamp Bar at the Caledonian Backpackers Hostel, Edinburgh

The Swamp Bar at the Caledonian Backpackers Hostel, Edinburgh

I was thirsty but wishing to try something different. I got such a strange notion as I sat, sipping my first tastes of an Iron Bru Soda. I leaned over the wooden bar and looked down at a can of scotch lager in the mini-fridge, a Tennents to be exacted. I thought, “Why the  heck not?” I called for a pint and a glass and proceeded to craft according to the recipe I have mentioned above.

  • 1/4 Iron Bru (Brew) Soda
  • 3/4 Tennents Scotch Lager

I tried the initial drink and it was good! But it seemed to miss something! I asked for:

  • A few ice cubes

This addition smoothed the drink. But what else could a summer-oriented drink need? I called the bartender over to sample my concoction and as he put the drink to his lips, reflecting for a moment, his face lit up with an idea. He moved his hand to a cache of sliced fruits and garnishes and he then produced:

  • A slice of lemon

He squeezed and placed the slice inside the newly founded drink. I sampled then he sampled and our faces mirrored each others.
Aha! There we have it!-A delicious, peachy, sweet, zippy summer time drink, Edinburgh style!
If you ever find yourself in Edinburgh, perhaps down on Queensferry st. at the hostel, ask the bartender for an Iron Bru or A Tennents lager or perhaps ask him for both as in an Edinburgh Shandy! Enjoy Folks!